My sister recently got married this weekend down in Orlando. This would explain the lack of writing I've done at The Corner Bar. You never realize how much goes into a wedding until you or a member of your family is getting married. I also didn't realize how anxious and nervous you could get for having no real part in it. I barely slept because I would lay there excited, waiting for the next day. There would also be things like the loudest phone in the world sitting right next to your head, Grandparents who wanted to have breakfast at 9:30 a.m. the day after the wedding and that damn Day-Light Savings. In the end, it was all worth it because I have a new brother.
Ted is an only child from a family from Philly. I can't believe the kind of guy he is. I mean, he is genuine. He is a good hearted guy. He is someone that makes you feel special, even if you just met him two seconds ago. He is someone that I'm glad to call brother, but here's the catch...there's always a catch. If he becomes my brother-in-law, I know that my sister and him are now husband and wife, but does that also make them brother and sister?
Yes, I did think about the two having sex. I mean, it wasn't deep visual porn but the thought did pass though my mind for a second because that's what adults do who like each other, they have sex. I just couldn't get past the part of incest. It's really fucking with my mind (No pun intended). Where does it say in the book that it makes us brother's and not those two brother and sister? Can my parents ground him now that they are related? Does this mean that his parents are now my parents-in-law as well or does nothing happen between us?
Marriage isn't an easy thing, let alone trying to figure out all of the sub-plots of who is now related to whom. I do know that these days it seems that marriages last just about as long as I do in bed (Take that how you want to). In this case, the stamina is going full throttle. I want to wish them a long marriage filled with lots of incest sex...Incest is the best.
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do you think his popeye move is the mating dance?
well dan if this guy landed your sister he must be "the man". oh yeah, foxy christine at Meijer gas station!!
I think we had this talk before about the brother sister thing.
quentin, that is a negative. "That's my sister!" I said that a lot during the reception when people were saying things or giving the "Yeah, Woo!!"
dan, sorry man. You know I had to give you a hard time about your sis just like old times. That is cool that you approved of the guy though, that is huge. It would be really hard to have a sibling marry a person you don't approve of. Family gatherings would be all awkward and what not.
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