A Poem From the Best Boyfriend West of the Mississippi.

Let me explain,

it's not what you think.

When I call you a cunt,

I don't mean it in a negative way.
It's an acronym for my true feelings.

Caring
Understanding
Nurturer
Tolerant

It has four letters,

like love.

And when it comes down to it,

what does love really mean?

Loser
Over-thinker
Violent
Embarrassing

Using the word C.U.N.T. is my way of expression.
Originality.
Something I thought you always appreciated about me.
How I express myself so openly.
Never second guessing the consequences of my actions.
It's why you stay with me.

So know that when I call you a C.U.N.T.,
It means I would walk to the edges of the Earth
to make you happy.
That I think about you when I need to smile.
That I don't L.O.V.E. you and never will L.O.V.E. you.