Monday, May 30, 2005

A Once in a Life Time Moment.

Ok...so I'm giving you a once in a life time moment. I know, you are eagerly waiting on the edge of your seats. Ask me anything...ANYTHING and I'll answer it. I figure, or I should say I know a lot of people read this but never post, so if you want to know something about me. Why I fucked you over? Why I didn't go out with you? Why I own all of the Britney c.d.'s? Well, just ask and I'll answer. If no one asks, then of course I'll move on to other subjects and you will have missed your one time chance.

16 comments:

m said...

Someday I'd like to know who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop. But what I really want to know about you is what's holding you back? What's keeping you from achieving your dreams?

kagroo said...

What's holding me back from my dream? Nothing. I have never complained that I am not achieving it right now. I enjoy...love writing. I feel that if I were to stop writing someday then my dream would be crushed...as of now I'm happy. I may be sick of things, but things are never permanent. There are many roads to the same destination, and for now, I'm enjoying the scenery.

Anonymous said...

What exactly IS your dream, Dan the Man??

kagroo said...

I said up above.

qhunt said...

dan, what ever happened with you and Lynn P.? what ever happened with you and Brandy Driver? What ever happened with you and that one guy you used to see? I think BRam was his name?(at least the first two were serious)

Anonymous said...

I am wondering if we have all grown up or something but you used Nicole's real name instead of IIIIIdiot!!! What is up with that, i am the only one that still finds that funny?

kagroo said...

Wow...Quentin wants to know about my priave life and I guess I have to answer since I said I would...at least until I write a new one. What happened with Lynne and myself? Well things were good, we had fun hanging out...etc. Then she pulled one of those, "I need space." Then she vanished and well, at that time I kind of went a little crazy in my head. I emailed her and asked what had happened to her and she played it off like nothing was wrong. She stayed at U of M during the summer. Next thing I know she's dating some loser (well that's what I was told)

Brandy and me...well you know that she was hitting on me during the eighth grade D.C. trip and I was a little confused. Especially since puberty wasn't really going too well for me at the time. I like to say it was the bobble head stage in my life. I didn't know she really liked me and in all honesty I thought she was dating Brad at the time and i wasn't one to really mess anything up. I still wasn't comfortable with myself and by the time I got to high school she was dating some senior. I then realized that I really didn't give a fuck about anybody (except my friends) and then all of the sudden my "F.U." attitude made me popular. I really didn't look back because I was too focused on my friends.

I think that's a good enough answer...if you want more...let me know. As far as Bram...it was always a one way street. You know him...he was gay and I'm sure he wanted me but I didn't want to go that way. I guess i didn't want to spend twenty minutes in front of a mirror making sure my hair was perfect.

And for you Randy...I never called Nicole Idiot...I always called her Nicole. I called your sister and idiot...but that's only cause she was adopted.

Anonymous said...

when the fuck is the detroit lions time to see the sailboat?

kagroo said...

This year...it will be a season unlike any other...believe me and trust no one.

Anonymous said...

where is judd when his phone is ringing?

qhunt said...

Dan, I could not ask for anything more with that answer. I am plesantly suprised on how poetic you made it. You got all philisophical on me, I can dig it. I never really knew what happened, and it is good to know. Middle school and high school are definately hard times socially. If we could just go back and use the knowledge and confidence we now have, we would rule the WORLD!! HA HA HA HA ......ok, at least we would be cool. (not that we weren't already) PS. the chick were digging your FU attitude weren't they?

kagroo said...

In all honesty...yes they were Quentin. I don't understand it. I guess it's true...women like assholes.

christine said...

no - women LOVE assholes. you inspired a blog. see here:

assholes

Anonymous said...

I always believed that Dan and I had the same dreams. Except I never had much interest in writing, producing, directing, acting in, or otherwise creating movies. (Which is probably Dan's ultimate dream.) My dream was to write and have people read it. That is the dream Dan and I shared. Dan is pursuing that dream and is doing a damn fine job at it. By continuing to pursue that dream he will achieve the ultimate dream. (I won't take the time to complain about my failings in that respect here except to say that a lot of times I find myself jealous of Dan)

Randy,

I don't call Nicole 'idiot' anymore either. While sometimes I believe that the term still applies, I just shake my head and she understands.

kagroo said...

At times I also get jealous of people with families and steady homes. Tenacious D said it best, "The road is fucking hard, it's also really fucking tough." It's true because you never really know what's going to happen next, so cheers to all who are jealous of others...Hip Hip HURRAY!!!

Anonymous said...

You need a spa day! Always helps me with south beach diet questions and answers. And just imagine how much space that could give you get all this sorted in the best possible way! More power to you kagroo