I love Cheetos. I have found myself eating Cheetos everyday for lunch. But the people at Frito-Lay have somehow turned a simple concept, into something so outrageous, that you have to question who is running the company.
One day at lunch, I walked down the chip aisle at Ralph's grocery store and I came upon these mother fuckers. Look at the bag...they are huge! I bought a bag because I had to see what the hype was all about (plus they were on sale). And when I opened it, I looked in and I saw this...
They are the size of a golf ball. I scanned the front and back of the bag but did not see one of those "must be this age to eat," because to me, it seems that these things are a potential threat to little kids. The bag does state "Dangerously Cheesey Balls," like the kind of danger that you choke to death on.
But if you survive level one, the huge cheese balls tear your mouth apart. Imagine eating Captain Crunch with shards of glass. I felt
like I was a P.O.W. and they were trying to get me to reveal the location of the secret bunker.
Sorry Cheetos, you dropped the cheese ball on this one. Keep it simple, keep it real. And stop trying to murder people.
2 comments:
According to Wikipedia, there are about 30 different types of cheetos. However, I noticed that their list was incomplete, it did not have your Monster Balls on the list. Are you sure Ralphs isn't selling bootleg knockoff cheetos?
This could be a possibility. I hear that the black market demand for items like this are through the roof.
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